dadimdeadonthefloor:

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.Hymen.
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unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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"Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness."
Isaiah Henkel (via weareallgettingby)

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
  • Me and my friends

    highmariaa:

    *smokes to celebrate*
    *smokes to cheer up*
    *smokes before any event*
    *smokes after any event*
    *smokes just to smoke*
    *smokes just because*
    *smokes*

    "Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
    "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via poppiefields)
    biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL
    biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….